September 2009
26 posts
“If at least someone’s not taking time to hate you, you’re not doing...”
– Stubhy
Y DIARY #25
Elliptical: 412 calories, 2.58 miles
Pull Downs: 60 reps, 60 lbs
Thigh Adductor: 60 reps, 60 lbs
Thigh Abductor: 60 reps, 60 lbs
Abdominal Crunch: 30 reps, 60 lbs
Torso Rotation: 30 reps, 30 lbs on each side
Arm Extensions: 30 reps, 30 lbs
Virtual Bike Ride: Moody Ambush, 200 calories, 5.72 calories.
“Maniac is the most ballsy music I’ve ever made. It isn’t cymbals and...”
– Shawn Harris
Gary is coming to Ohio!
garyvee: Ok here it is :) my Book available Signed from BN.com for 1 day only http://bit.ly/3CHJD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT!1:19 PM Sep 16th from TweetDeck
lalalori: @garyvee I’d rather you just come to Cleveland on your book tour and sign my book then. <3 #crushit.1:33 PM Sep 16th from TwitKit
garyvee: @LaLaLori DONE ;)1:36 PM Sep 16th from TweetDeck in reply to LaLaLori...
Y DIARY #24
Aqua Kickboxing: 50 minutes
Swimming: 25 laps
Sauna: 10 minutes
Cappie or Max?
OR
“Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a...”
– FMYLIFE
Y DIARY #23
True Strider: 750 calories, 7.01 miles
Aqua Kickboxing: 50 minutes
Swimming: 18 laps
Sauna: 20 minutes
I measure my years in surveys.
Did you have any unread text messages when you woke up? Yeah, about thirty. Whats your relationship with the person you last texted? She is one of my teens. What are your plans for today? Fill out surveys and go to sleep. Where was your default taken? Twitter: The Orange Street in Akron. Are you in a relationship,single,complicated,married,or engaged? In a relationship. Do you have a flip or slide...
Surveys Light Up My Life.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hated? - No. Do you have any siblings? - Yes. What did you do last night? - I watched the Unborn and Fight Club. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 48 hours? - Yes. What was the last thing that made you mad? - Ummmmmmmm. I haven’t been mad in a while. What side of the bed do you sleep on? - Stage right. Is there anyone you know...
Surveys help you learn more. About me.
Are you a stressed out person? Not really. I’ll bet you miss someone right now? Yes, I do. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably. Do you have any bruises? A few on my legs. When/Why did you last cry? Last weekend. I watched Milk again. When will your next kiss take place? Tonight. Was yesterday better than today? It sure was. Where did you go in a car last? To...
Who needs Labor Day when you can have Survey Day?
tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? I liked how cute and skinny he was. are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to? No.
what on your body is hurting/​bothering you? All of the sudden I’m getting sharp pains in my left ear.
do you have any nicknames? Yes. is anything bothering you? Yes. My ear. what was your last thought before you went...
I Love Survey Day!
Your ex falls in love with another person? I don’t care. When’s the last time you were surprised? I was just surprised that Jerome gave me a two dollar bill. Who uses those anymore? What’s the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? Milk. Do you find smoking attractive? Not at all. Where’s the last place you went besides your house? Sheetz! Whose bed were you on last?...
Y DIARY #22
Elliptical: 746 calories, 4.94 miles
Torso Rotation: 30 lbs, 30 reps on each side
Lat Pulldowns: 40 lbs, 40 reps
Seated Leg Curls: 45 lbs, 45 reps
Back Extension: 40 lbs, 40 reps
Abdominal: 45 lbs, 45 reps
Thigh Adductor: 80 lbs, 70 reps
Thigh Abductor: 80 lbs, 70 reps
Websites I Check Regularly
www.textsfromlastnight.com
www.fmylife.com
www.overheardinnewyork.com
www.latfh.com
www.totallylookslike.com
www.failblog.org
www.thisisphotobomb.com
www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com
www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
www.digg.com
www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com
www.survivingtheworld.net
www.explosm.net/comics
www.postsecret.com
www.peopleofwalmart.com
Y Diary #21
True Strider: 600 calories, 5.6 miles
Aqua Kickboxing: 45 minutes
Sauna: 10 minutes
I noticed that most of the fat ladies who used to take Aqua Kickboxing have dropped out and gone to the deep end of the pool for Aqua Jog. That’s basically floating around with a pool noodle between your legs. It’s pretty funny looking.
I have to work up my resistance in the sauna again. It was hard...
Y Diary #20
Elliptical: 411 calories, 2.60 miles
Rowing: 40 lbs, 50 reps
Thigh Adductor: 80 lbs, 60 reps
Thigh Abductor: 80 lbs, 60 reps
Abdominal Crunches: 30 lbs, 30 reps
Virtual Bike Ride: Billy Goats Falls, 221 calories, 5.67 miles