November 2009
29 posts
My Favorite Californians
Mr. Sassy
Carlos
Danny
Trav
Dean
Kate
Stacy
MC LARS
Shawn Harris
Alex Albrecht
Kevin Rose
How did i get so many clothes?
I have a ridiculous amount of clothes. I ran out of hangers last night while trying to hang up some laundry. I counted…I am currently using 148 hangers in my closet. My estimates show I need about 40 more.
It’s weird having all of my clothes consolidated into one central place. I used to have clothes in my old room, clothes in Jerome’s room, clothes in my car, clothes at the ranch, and clothes at...
THE S.I.O. System on How to Pick up HOTT...
P - Pretend to be interested in whatever they are talking about. R - Realize they are not MF’n good enough for you. E - Excuse yourself from the conversation. Z - Zip up your jacket and walk out aaaaaaaaand! C - Check yourself out in the mirror for total MF’N HOTTness H - Hand them a drink prepared by your good friend, Mr. A. I - Interest them with your vast knowledge of technology. E...
The L.O.R.I. System
L - Lure them in with your perfectly eyelined eyes.
O - Offer them a slushie.
R - Remember their name if you can.
I - Impress them with your good taste (in music, friends, and fashion).
THE H.A.W.K. System
Follow these tips to become a total badass.
H - Have a mustache.
A - Always be sleeping.
W - Wear the same clothes everyday.
K - Kill a gallon of milk.
- Devised by Jerome, Lori, and Jason (TPFRs)
Crunk for Thankfulness
Upcoming Thanksgiving Weekend Road Dog Activities
1. Eat dumplings 2. Drink (really effin awesome) wine! 3. Make pumpkin rolls. 4. Get slushies at SHEETZ!
5. Make sure Mike has the time of his life at Red Robin.
6. Possibly visit Colton? 7. Get crunk and dance to tunak tunak tan with Val!
8. Mess with Nathan’s food to annoy him… muahahaha (last year I put olives in his roll before he ate it)...
“Cuz I’ma be your boss while you’re working 9 to 5. One day...”
– MC LARS
Social Networking
I think one of the reasons I’m addicted to social networking/media is because work and school keep me so ridiculously busy that I don’t have time to hang out with my friends/meet new friends in person. I love keeping in touch with my friends and knowing what they’re up to during the day.
Instead of hanging out with Jerome all the time, we IM each other a lot and send emails.
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I will enjoy this When my Food Stamp Challenge is...
1. Champagne
2. Cran-peach Juice diluted with water
3. Red, Yellow, and Orange Bell Peppers
4. Salad with that watery ranch dressing like they serve at buffets/Dennys
5. Red Robin (with Michael and my Road Dog)
6. Veggie wraps
7. A LaLa Lori sando from Feed Me
8. Veggie Rios (a spinoff of Chicken Rios)
9. A monster energy drink (to enjoy while watching New Moon with Emily)
10. Baby...
“Oh, my God!!! You type so fast! Are you a robot or something?!”
– one of my new teens, Hector :)
Reblog this so people know who you are:
http://lalalalori.com
Name: Lori Tumblr Name: LaLa Lori. I bought the lalalalori.com domain so no one else could have it. Now I wish I would have bought lalalori.com as well.
Nickname: Lori, LaLa Lori, and LaLa to name a few. Birthday: 08/09/1986 Age: Twenty-three. Location: My office in Cleveland. Current school/job: Franklin University and CCC/Youth Employment Services Coordinator ...
“You’re wasting time — I call it living.”
– “Fred Astaire” by Lucky Boys Confusion
I Belong with Alvin and Shawn Harris
Whenever I hear “You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift one of two things happen.
1. I immediately get taken back to my trip to Seattle in August. Alvin and I went on a lot of adventures during that time. She was my sidekick and we would go everywhere together! One thing that always amazes me is how quickly she learns lyrics to songs. She’s kind of like me in that aspect....
MAYBE
PREZ of SIO (me): So. You've seen a lot of pictures of me and we've hung out. Do you think I look like Hilary Duff? I've been told that approximately 1,457 times now. Most recently on Friday night.
CEO of SIO: Eh. I see it the other way around. It's like, if Hilary Duff was way HOTTer, then MAYBE she'd MF'N look like you
Ribs
Three weeks ago I was very sick and had a ridiculous cough. I would cough for literally hours at a time. I would lay in bed and try to hold my coughs in, but I couldn’t. If I was with Jerome I’d wake him up all the time. I would cough so hard that I would convulse and almost throw up. Nothing really stopped my coughing fits. I would drink water, have some cough drops, and take over the counter...
A Quick Ranch Update
Ever since I was young I’ve always said goodbye to my dogs and told them I loved them every morning before I left for school. Now I get to do that again before I leave for work!
Sometimes it’s awkward when I pet Wishbone on the head and say, “Bye, Swenson! I love you and I’ll see you later!” and my mom is around. Then I feel like I have to say something to her too. I...
Living it Up...at the Ranch!
I have lived at the Ranch for over a week now. Let me tell you, it has been wonderful! I wish I would have moved in there as soon as Carole did last year. I’m living easy and free-sy. I offered to pitch in with bills or something, but they won’t have any part of it. I’m still going to try to pay for the internet. I’ve never had any trouble paying for anything because I...
I am obsessed with this LBC Playlist!!
