October 2009
45 posts
My Favorite People to Follow on Twitter
@th3hawk – The Hawk is my dad. He drinks more milk than any other person on earth. He is sixty years-old and is one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. He is always entertaining. If you are my friend and you haven’t met him yet, please feel free to stop by the ranch and have a glass of 2% with him.
@Millertyme224 – My Road Dog, Favorite, Cousin, Best Friend, etc. She lives in Columbus and...
What do you do that's longer than living?
Yesterday I was talking to my good friend, Cara, about life. She loves her life and so do I. I like to share in that kind of happiness with my friends. While we were talking she used the cliché, “Life is short.” Seriously though, what do you ever do that is longer than living? Nothing. Living is the longest thing you will ever do. I guess I can be literal sometimes. I think that’s why I don’t...
My Paranormal Activity Movie Review!
The other day I asked Victor if he had seen Paranormal Activity. I’ve heard good things and bad things about it. No scary movie ever scares me. I’ve been desensitized to basically everything horror movie related. I don’t even cringe anymore. Victor told me he had seen the movie, ran back to his office, and gave me the DvD rip of it. Last night I decided to watch it with my dear...
“You don’t MF’N do that for SIO! I’ll MF’N tell you that...”
– The CEO of SIO on me ordering office supplies
This is What I'm Listening to Today
From 24C
Digits dial, digits dial… tone, monotone Has she been feigning sleeping? Framing she been all alone? Downslide on the sidewalk, I’m a distant ring Out of body, out of body, Pick me up, oh answer me I just hurried over Worried sick You might be sick. Gates are courting airplanes, And clocks divorcing ticks Before I left, thought I’d see you At the...
Take my advice and just live your life. Cuz it's...
I really love my life. If the worst thing I have to deal with right now is Managerial Accounting, then it’s safe to say my life is pretty awesome.
Since I was on an LFO kick last week I’m posting their song, “Life is Good”.
“mattsito: we love you too! @LaLaLori @MillerTyme224 @j3rome #vaynerizers”
– Matt Sitomer loves the favorites.
Bear Ears
It has been brought to my attention that some people may be unaware of what I mean when I say I’m wearing bear ears. Bear ears are a hair style!
I’m not wearing these today.
I’m wearing these today!
One of my favorite MC LARS Songs
The following is an entirely fictional account. Any similarities between people living or dead is entirely Coincidental… just kidding. She fell from the sky on a black October night She wrote these funny songs and every one was tight She asked me for advice on jump-starting her career But I’m staring in her eyes as she’s talking in my ear Suburban rap queen, I...
Y Diary #30
Virtual Bike Ride – Stump Puller: 6.92 miles, 260 calories
Chest Presses: 15 reps, 10 lbs. Hahahaha. It’s so hard!!
Pulldowns: 50 reps, 30 lbs.
Angled Leg Presses: 40 reps, 40 lbs.
Torso Rotation: 25 reps, 30 lbs on each side.
Thigh Adductor: 80 reps, 70 lbs.
Thigh Abductor: 80 reps, 70 lbs.
Abdominals: 60 reps, 40 lbs.
Our First Time Making Pumpkin Rolls
Jerome rolling his pumpkin roll.
Having some issues!
Fatty.
Mine is looking prrrretty nice!
Jerome was jealous and tried adding anger!
Adding more love!
My masterpiece!
Success!
Whose looks better? You be the judge.
No question!
<3 JLT
“(917): well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt...”
– TFLN
Waiting for Tonight
This week I haven’t been getting my usual eight hours of sleep. This lack of sleep has caused me to remember details of my dreams from the night before. I usually can’t remember a thing, but for the past three days I’ve woken up knowing what I was dreaming about.
For example:
Monday night I dreamt about going to dinner with Pitbull and Angelica.
Tuesday night I dreamt about Rich...
Y Diary #29
Visiting the Euclid YMCA for the first time.
On my way there I texted Jerome to tell him that I had been stabbed in the voicebox and was lying in a soccer field. I told him to hurry and that I was losing a lot of blood. He told me he was on his way, but I know he never left his house. Thanks for nothing!!
Anyway, I arrived at the Y and walked in like a regular and scanned my card. It looked like...
Y Diary #28
6am visit. Yay.
True Strider: 650 calories, 6.07 miles
Torso Rotation: 30 reps on each side, 30 lbs
Thigh adductor: 50 reps, 30 lbs
Thigh abductor: 50 reps, 30 lbs
Pulldowns: 50 reps, 30 lbs.
Virtual Bike Riding - Farmer’s Bluff: 269 calories, 6.92 miles
My Top Five Favorite (Old School) Lucky Boys...
1. Not About Debra
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Not_About_Debra/76436
2. Deja Vous
I can’t find the song online. :(
3. One to the Right
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/One_To_The_Right/75311
4. Saturday Night
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Saturday_Night/75312
5. Power of the Ganja
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Saturday_Night/75312
Hi. I'm in high school again.
willz0rz (7:11:02 PM): ill write an email LaLaLaLorri (7:11:05 PM): me too LaLaLaLorri (7:11:09 PM): dear merv griffin LaLaLaLorri (7:11:13 PM): i am a white woman in america willz0rz (7:11:13 PM): lulz LaLaLaLorri (7:11:26 PM): why is jeopardy on at seven in charlotte, but at seven thirty in cleveland? LaLaLaLorri (7:11:29 PM): we are in the same time zone LaLaLaLorri (7:11:30 PM): love lori....
Thank you, Rachel!
Y Diary #27
True Strider: 784 calories, 7.32 miles
Aqua Kickboxing: 50 minutes
Y Diary #26
Sauna: 20 minutes
Aqua Kickboxing: 50 minutes
Water crunches: 45 reps
Exponents are Hot
willz0rz: jesus christ i was emo
LaLaLaLorri: yeah...they are very. very. emo.
willz0rz: yes
LaLaLaLorri: you must've been a total emo faggatron.
willz0rz: dude
willz0rz: straight up
willz0rz: i was like faggotonial, morphed into fagtranamous x 10 to the 5th
LaLaLaLorri: hahaha.
“Ohio City Burrito was pretty good, very fresh. I think I need to try a different...”
– My 5,000th tweet.
The First Time I Ever Micked Someone
Last night I sent Jerome out to the car to get something. As he left I took a sleeping pill out of my purse and tried to get it out of the foil packaging using a pocket knife I found on his desk. He asked me what I was doing and I told him I was eating a starburst. Then when he was outside I took the blue little pills and crushed them up with the back of the hawk’s buck knife. Then I swept them...