July 2008
19 posts
Loree and Jerohm
Lori's Phone : Do you think aliens in space found that chip that said Jerome
Jerome: probably, they are smart
Lori's Phone: Yeah. They probably said aw when they saw it .
Jerome: they probably want to be our friends
Lori's Phone: Who wouldnt want to be our friend?
Lori's Phone: I wish i had a clone of myself. We would be best friends and i would have her try on my outfits before i put them on so i could see how they'd look on me.
Lori's Phone: Also i would bring my clone best friend with me on long car rides and to shows.
Jerome: would you clone date my clone?
Lori: What do you need a clone for?
Jerome: play video games with
Lori's Phone: Aw
Lori: No my clone will not date your clone. Sorry.
Jerome: my clone didn't want to date your clone anyways, she has weird back knees and my clone doesn't stand for it
Lori's Phone: She will date hot guys that we meet at the shows we go to.
Jerome: she probably has stds
Lori's Phone: You are mean.
Jerome: no i'm not
Lori's Phone: No she will be classy, just not as classy as me.
Jerome: do you guys get the same haircut?
Lori's Phone: If Lori 2 dates a guy i really like i might switch places with her in the bedroom every once in a while.
Jerome: thats wrong
Lori's Phone: Pretty similar haircuts.
Lori's Phone: No one will be able to tell the difference when we wear bear ears.
Jerome: crazy times, would you rather have a clone, or a twin?
Lori's Phone: We will also have our very own magic show podcast.
Lori's Phone: A clone. I wouldnt want to grow up with a twin. I would get tired of sharing everything.
Lori's Phone: What about you?
Jerome: i'm not sure
Lori's Phone: I would just get my clone when i turn 22.
Jerome: gotcha
Lori's Phone: Maybe she would spell her name Loree.
Jerome: very weird
Lori's Phone: Yours could be jerohm.
Jerome: yea i love that spelling
Jerome: it's very unique
Lori's Phone: What would you do with your clone besides play video games?
Jerome: play sports
Lori: Loree would make me vegetarian hummus pitas and greek salad.
Jerome: She sounds like more of a slave, where mine is more of a friend
Lori's Phone: We are friends. She just happens to love cooking.
A Work in Progress
Is it serious? I'm afraid it is.
Christmas in July was so awesome on Friday. I’m glad I got to have some quality time with Mary on the car ride there too. My cookies turned out really great too. I’m pretty proud of myself because I’ve never baked anything good before. My champagne tasted gross, but the freckled lemonade with vodka was delicious as always. And pineapple upsidedown cakes. Love them! I really had a...
THE MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are touring again this fall and I am SO EXCITED!!!
They’re actually going to headline here in Columbus! I can’t wait to see them perform more songs from A Band In Hope!
October 4th at 6:00pm!!
THEN! Three days later they’ll be up here in Cleveland playing at the Beachland Ballroom opening for Bayside who is also a good band!
October 7th at 7:00pm!
YES!!!
Look at all those instruments, Jerome!
My Warped Tour Review on Yelp
4/5 Stars
Time Warner Amphitheatre Cleveland, OH 44178
“Warped Tour this year was awesome! I’m glad I got onto the guest list because tickets were raised to 42 dollars this year. I also got a VIP bracelet from music saves lives for giving blood last month. Awesome! First I saw Beat Union and they were amazing! I highly suggest checking out this British band. They are very upbeat...
100% Cool
Lori: what's the happs?
Jerome: listening to twit
Lori: me too.
Jerome: awesome
Jerome: which one? the new one?
Lori: i know, right.
Lori: i am one nerdy girl.
Lori: i
Lori: oh leo laporte is so funny.
Lori: i love his voice.
Jerome: yea i wish i could be like him
Lori: well i dont want you to look like him.
Lori: he is old.
Jerome: well right, i just hope when i'm that old i'm that cool
Lori: yeah.
Lori: the only cool part about you now is me.
Jerome: I have other cool parts
Lori: such as?
Jerome: new computer? modded wii?
Lori: i. guess. if you're into that stuff.
Jerome: what are your cool parts?
Lori: everything about me is cool.
Jerome: how did that happen
Jerome: your blisters aren't cool btw
Lori: they are almost gone so just shut up about that.
Jerome: oh ok
Lori: and i just became completely cool over time.
Jerome: but how?
Lori: it's natural for me.
Lori: i can't explain it.
Jerome: I'm not buying it
Lori: You don't have to buy it because you're not as cool as me. You wouldn't understand.
Jerome: sure lenny
4 Year WSEM Anniversary
Here’s what everyone wrote on my card. It was so nice I wanted to preserve it digitally on my tumblr.
Happy 4 Year Anniversary! We appreciate your contributions and we’re glad you’re here!
“One of the best things to ever happen to El Barrio’s Youth Department has been you! Happy Anniversary!
- Carol
“It was a pleasure to hear your voice at the font, but now...
Oh, my.
Lori — [adjective]: Sexually stunning ‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com
Best Haiku Ever
Chibi robo cop Come over and clean my house It’s a disaster
-Jerome
Inspired by the show Til Death
Lori: In every relationship there is a flower and a gardener. You are the flower. I take such good care of you so you can grow and look pretty.
Jerome: You are the flower. That's why you are always so thirsty.
Lori: You are the gardener. That's why you are Mexican.