June 2007
4 posts
seriously though.
fuck it.
i’m done trying to be informative, guiding, and helpful to a certain…associate of mine. and by associate i mean someone that i see sometimes. not a work associate. BUT SOMEONE I SEE. ON OCCASSION. that i do not wish to name.
i try to be at least kind of friendly. i try to include. i try to keep in touch. i trrrrrryyyyyyyyyy to spread some of the happiness that i have to this...
i wrote this last week when i was frustrated.
i had a lot on my mind. i wasn’t only concerned with work, but also a few of my friends that i feel lack a lot of direction in their life.
so here’s what i wrote in a word notepad and ended up saving.
i’m seriously very happy with where i am in life right now. i think i’m pretty awesome. i’m confident, but i’m not living a lie. i know who i am and i love...
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Lisa: sssssup road dog?
Lori: YES!!!
Lori: hey
Lori: whats up?
Lisa: not much
Lori: i was just giving a mexican man some directions
Lisa: i had to get up at 9:30 today because the construction guys would be here at 10. guess what. still not here
Lisa: sweet. a la derecha?
Lori: oh thats right
Lori: no
Lori: he was a long legged puerto rican that tried to break into someone's car. i was giving him directions to a hide out. he spoke english.
Lori: this guy in a tony the tiger shirt and neck brace was chasing after him.
Lisa: HAHA
Lori: but then some bees starting to attack the white guy.
Lori: so the long legged puerto is fine.
Lori: don't worry.
Lisa: a long legged pissed off puerto rican.. love it.
Lori: yeah
Lori: i forgot that he was pissed off.
Lisa: "and then people were shouting for bob saget"
Lori: yeah they were.
Lori: and caling rick moranis four eyes.
Lori: and bitching about randy travis posters getting wrinkled.
Lori: it was just a bad scene out there.
Lori: i almost called the police.
Lori: i did have to call the ambulance though. someone fell down the steps while carrying 30 cases of pickles.
Lori: it smells like pickles at the office now.
Lisa: man that sucks
Lori: you have no idea.
Lisa: i bet if i walked in and smelled the pickles i'd yell PISS
Lori: i wouldn't mind if they were dill, but they're sweet.
Lisa: bc it would make me so angry
Lisa: fuck salt.
Lori: i would yell BALLS!
Lori: yeah fuck salt.
Lori: salt and pickles.
Lori: its easy for the pickle guy to give a shit. HE'S FULL OF SHIT!
Lisa: LOL
Lori: he asked me to suck his dick. or cock.
Lori: and i was like WHAT?!?! NO.
Lisa: Don't you EVER talk about my DICK without MY PERMISSION!
Lori: i won't.
Lori: i didn't even know you had one till now?
Lisa: thats just what the pickle guy told me to quote to you
Lori: ohh. ok.
Lori: he's with you now?
Lori: you better not have sucked his dick. or cock.
Lisa: he stopped by with one case of pickles earlier
Lori: ohhh. ok.
Lori: and you paid him how??
Lisa: no i was in the shower having a fit with head and shoulders
Lisa: with lottery money
Lori: ohhh. ok.
Lori: yeah fuck head and shoulders.
Lori: and fuck tartar control toothpaste!!!
Lori: i used some today. AND IT MADE ME FEEL. LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
Lisa: thats too bad.
Lori: and THEN. i had to hear the stupid sting song "every breath you take".
Lisa: lol i was just typing that out.
Lori: i was hoping it'd be the good version of the song with puff daddy.
Lisa: but deleted it
Lori: i was even bopping my head along
Lisa: i bet you were PIIIISSSST
Lori: but then i was like FUCK!
Lori: hell yeah i was.
Lori: so pist. you have no idea.
Lori: and as if my day wasn't bad enough...the garbage disposal was making a weird noise.
Lori: it sounded like chewbaca taking a shit.
Lisa: get out.
Lisa: well, i had to eat total for breakfast
Lisa: i don't like total
Lori: DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!!!!
Lori: why aren't you wearing a shirt?!?!?!
Lisa: it's in the washer
Lori: you look like 200 lbs of bird shit!!!
Lori: GO PUT A SHIRT ON.
Lisa: i love my grandma genelle. shes the sweetest person on earth
Lisa: but she's OLD AS FUCK
Lisa: get this, she's 93 years old and doesn't know who ALF is!!
Lori: no!!!
Lori: seriously?!!?
Lori: that's bullshit.
Lisa: balls.
Lori: how can she be that old and not know who alf is?!!?
Lori: i just watched the second season of alf on dvd the other day.
Lisa: I had to change the all the clocks in the house the other day, and when i finished, my ass turned to jello!
Lori: WHAT?!
Lori: did it turn back to a regular ass yet?
Lisa: yes
Lori: good good.
Lisa: last night in jeromes kitchen, who was the picture of the faggot with the tuba?
Lori: THATS OUR DAD, YOU ASSHOLE.
Lisa: oh. sorry.
Lori: you better be.
Lori: last night i had this crazy dream.
Lori: alex trebec had a picture of a giraffe stuck up his ass during an earthquake.
Lori: it was so weird.
Lisa: i heard he was a lesbian
Lori: that just means he likes what i like.
Lori: brb. i need to finish this corndog.
Lori: ok back.
Lisa: ok good.
Lori: it was delicious.
Lori: but not as good as total.
Lisa: can we go to the store later and get some captain crunch?
Lori: NO
Lisa: PISS
Lori: you better stop answering the phone like that.
Lori: it's getting weird.
summer to do list.
1. Go camping with Jenna and Lisa.
2. Go to Cedar point with Jerome and company.
3. Save up money for the Japan trip.
4. Clean my room.
5. Clean my car.
6. Hang out a lot with Alvin.
7. Visit some zoos.
8. Hang out with my Wadsworth friends.
9. Host at least 3 more Crunk for Blank parties.
10. Go to the gym at least twice a week.
11. Take kim to Aladdin’s.
12. Go to the beach and...